lameborghini:

bongfucker:

lameborghini:

i dont understand the sexual appeal to thigh highs like yea they cute but why are u getting boners over some socks 

i’m gonna fuck the socks

please dont fuck the socks

viarga:

how do i lose 30 pounds in 6 seconds

cokeflow:

cumnog:

cokeflow:

all of you masturbate 

Is that a statement or an order

all of you masturbate NOW

lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

peetasboxers:

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none

pajameys:

balze it

anus:

MY MUM JUST GOT SNAPCHAT IM DYING

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

alphabetically-confused:

THIS IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR BECAUSE ITS LIKE LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FU TO A GUY WHO JUST WANTS TO GET OFF LIKE HAH FUCK YOU

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

theabbatar:

things i want:

  • to punch myself in the FUCKING FACE
  • some mac n cheese

needlekind:

important character development questions

  • under what circumstances do they lick a thing to claim it as their own
  • what are their feelings, hypothetical or otherwise, regarding the High School Musical series
  • whose face(s) would they draw dicks on in sharpie if they saw them passed out on a couch at a party
  • what would their reaction be to seeing Frozen in theaters and witnessing Hans doing the douchebag thing
  • i dunno where to go from here; i made this post solely for the HSM one
✦DJ✦