fyeahsailormoon:

sailor—senshi:

minakoiknow:

rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE

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sailor george

blowmeblaine:

blowmeblaine:

blowmeblaine:

the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra

also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right

the two most important things in every girl’s life

the boobs and the laptop

enattendantlesoleil:

me during classes

  • "that’s racist"
  • "that’s sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "that’s ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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fonesecks:

saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away

y’all is short for Yeehaw to All, an ancient cowboy greeting

clannyphantom:

lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”

pagingme:

can i make a bible out of this man’s tweets

pagingme:

can i make a bible out of this man’s tweets

stability:

a work of art

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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robotlimb:

my problem with all about that bass isnt that she makes a lighthearted joke abt skinny people but that she goes out of her way to say that men prefer women bigger which is kind of a fucked up way to go abt body positivity imo. what straight men want and are attracted to shouldn’t have anything to do w it? 

hottermelon:

when your song comes on the radio and you’re tryna feel it but the other person/people in the car won’t stop talking

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  • outfit game: on point
  • mental health game: ?????